Manifesto Continued

As for walking into a class to help and being expected to take over - I think I will charge $45 for each hour that happens.

3.  Missing planning meetings -  I think that will be at least $25, that's what they charge at doctor's offices for a missed appointment.  Why not with me?   The principal tells the teacher that they are supposed to plan with me, I prepare to plan with them, and then they are a no show.

I got home at 3:30 one day (the school day is officially over at 2:55 for teachers) and my husband asked me if school got out early that day!!!  There is no excuse for not seeing me either during or after school.

So now, I can make great real world math problems for the teachers.  It would look something like this:

Mrs. Jaeger's Fees (not covered by the school board)

Description	Fee
Uttering "These children can't, won't, don't, etc." in Mrs. Jaeger's presence	$1
Expecting Mrs. Jaeger to take over the lesson without previously planning with her to do so	$45
Missing a scheduled planning meeting	$25

The question to pose to the teachers would be, "How long will it be before Mrs. Jaeger has enough money to go to Walt Disney World?" and the extension question would be "How long before she can also pay for Mr. Jaeger to join her?"  Or even better, How many people can Mrs. Jaeger pay for by December?  How many people can she pay for by June?

Now the question is, how much trouble would I get in if I posted this in my office, or showed it to the teachers during the first week of school?  

Maybe if I put this next to the poster:

Maybe.